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i actually like speaking in front of large crowds. freakish, eh?

i work crossword puzzles in ink.

i am the american nigella lawson. or maybe the american eddie izzard. can't decide, really.

i would be a really good mom, but i'm cool with being a really good aunt.

i am sometimes more perceptive than i would like to be.

i am fiercely loyal. sometimes, stupidly so.

i never play dumb. never.

i am way too hard on myself.

i am a change agent.

i sometimes cross that fine line between assertive and aggressive.

i am not afraid to tell people that i love them.

i am militantly pro-choice.

i am pro-adoption.

i know a little bit about alot of things.

i typically enjoy the company of men more than women.

i am capable of being really mean and nasty, but i fight it. hard.

i am a lifelong cubs fan. do not laugh.

i have been known to hold a grudge.

i have hips.

i am not my sister.

i am lousy at forgiving myself.

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i am a bargain shopper. to the point of obsession.

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11.14.2002  

memo to kevin kline
to: kevin kline
from: me
re: your "new" movie

i've always been a fan of your work. except wild wild west, which was, truly, unfortunate. oh, and january man. i mean, what the hell was that all about? hmmm, and i didn't really like i love you to death so much, either. but, i didn't hate french kiss nearly as much as everyone else on the planet.

so...maybe it's more fair to say that i've always been a fan of you, as an actor, rather than your work, necessarily.

i digress.

anyway, i'm sure you have lots of advisors and agents and stuff like that who help you select your projects. and i'm sure they're all really nice people. and i know you're really busy, doing all your theater-acting-type stuff, and trying to keep up with your younger wife, and doing the occasional independent, edgy project so everyone thinks you're cool.

but, i'm thinking you should get out more. see more movies.

maybe you wanna swing by your local blockbuster, or have phoebe do that on her way home from doing whatever it is she does all day. pick up dead poets' society. after you watch that, you might want to have a talk with the people, who i'm sure you pay well, who helped you select your "new" movie, the emperor's club.

just a thought.

you can thank me later. you know, gimme a call. drop me a line. i'll be waiting.
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