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[about the author]

i actually like speaking in front of large crowds. freakish, eh?

i work crossword puzzles in ink.

i am the american nigella lawson. or maybe the american eddie izzard. can't decide, really.

i would be a really good mom, but i'm cool with being a really good aunt.

i am sometimes more perceptive than i would like to be.

i am fiercely loyal. sometimes, stupidly so.

i never play dumb. never.

i am way too hard on myself.

i am a change agent.

i sometimes cross that fine line between assertive and aggressive.

i am not afraid to tell people that i love them.

i am militantly pro-choice.

i am pro-adoption.

i know a little bit about alot of things.

i typically enjoy the company of men more than women.

i am capable of being really mean and nasty, but i fight it. hard.

i am a lifelong cubs fan. do not laugh.

i have been known to hold a grudge.

i have hips.

i am not my sister.

i am lousy at forgiving myself.

i am an indoor kind of gal.

i am a bargain shopper. to the point of obsession.

i am 32 flavors. and then some.

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i gotta get a better class of friends
with the help of some strategically requested best buy gift cards i received during the holidays, i recently picked up my very own digital camera.

while it doesn't have all the bells and whistles and bazillions of megapixels that some of the other, more expensive cameras have, it is cute. and i think we can all agree that cute is right up there on the important-things-to-consider-when-buying-expensive-electronics list.

anyway, i've been playing around with it, snapping pictures of pretty much any and everything.

there's something about not having to buy film. it makes you take pictures of the most ridiculous things. photo after photo of that tree outside your window. not even a particularly interesting tree. just a tree. photo after photo. furthermore, there is something about not having to submit your film to some teenage perv at rite-aid to get your pictures in-hand. it's uh...liberating, i think. i notice an awful lot of folks on the internet feeling "liberated," taking pictures of parts of their body that i'm thinking they might have hesitated to take had they been obligated to send film to their neighborhood photo-mat. i mean, i wasn't the only one who saw one hour photo, right?

so, what with this newfound sense of photographic freedom, i'm thinking about making some changes to the site.

upgrading to a service that allows me to post images.

brushing up my photoshop skills. [okay, "brushing up" is optimistic. actually getting photoshop skills is probably more accurate.]

and, of course, changing the name of the site to tequila mockingboob.

i told my friend, m about my proposed site revamp and how i thought that it might allow me to realize my lifelong dream of becoming a self-made porn tycoon and retiring by the time i'm 40.

"maybe you should change the name to tequila cock'n'boob. that way your audience is wider."


it's just wrong to mess with a piece of classic literature like that.

come on, man...show some class.
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