[about the author]
i actually like speaking in front of large crowds. freakish,
i work crossword puzzles in ink.
i am the american nigella lawson. or maybe the american eddie
izzard. can't decide, really.
i would be a really good mom, but i'm cool with being a really
i am sometimes more perceptive than i would like to be.
i am fiercely loyal. sometimes, stupidly so.
i never play dumb. never.
i am way too hard on myself.
i am a change agent.
i sometimes cross that fine line between assertive and aggressive.
i am not afraid to tell people that i love them.
i am militantly pro-choice.
i am pro-adoption.
i know a little bit about alot of things.
i typically enjoy the company of men more than women.
i am capable of being really mean and nasty, but i fight it.
i am a lifelong cubs fan. do not laugh.
i have been known to hold a grudge.
i have hips.
i am not my sister.
i am lousy at forgiving myself.
i am an indoor kind of gal.
i am a bargain shopper. to the point of obsession.
i am 32 flavors. and then some.
it's not easy being green
i'm out of the office today. taking a lame ass class. you know how they say that doctors make the worst patients? yeah, well trainers make the worst students.
since i'm bored off my rocker, i've been passing the last hour or so playing one of my favorite games: "if i worked at j. crew." in this game, you take an average, every day color -- in today's case, green -- and you try and come up with as many different names for it as you can. names that make people want to pay $60 for a green cotton sweater that should only cost $30.
so far, so good....
this afternoon: blue!
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