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[about the author]

i actually like speaking in front of large crowds. freakish, eh?

i work crossword puzzles in ink.

i am the american nigella lawson. or maybe the american eddie izzard. can't decide, really.

i would be a really good mom, but i'm cool with being a really good aunt.

i am sometimes more perceptive than i would like to be.

i am fiercely loyal. sometimes, stupidly so.

i never play dumb. never.

i am way too hard on myself.

i am a change agent.

i sometimes cross that fine line between assertive and aggressive.

i am not afraid to tell people that i love them.

i am militantly pro-choice.

i am pro-adoption.

i know a little bit about alot of things.

i typically enjoy the company of men more than women.

i am capable of being really mean and nasty, but i fight it. hard.

i am a lifelong cubs fan. do not laugh.

i have been known to hold a grudge.

i have hips.

i am not my sister.

i am lousy at forgiving myself.

i am an indoor kind of gal.

i am a bargain shopper. to the point of obsession.

i am 32 flavors. and then some.

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names have been changed to protect the pop-culturally challenged
pop-culturally challenged person: aha! you are so busted!

pop culture queen: aha? what 'aha!'?

pccp: in your blog, you said that whenever that car commercial with that gary numan song comes on, you dance on the couch. every time.

pcq: right.

pccp: well, you're not dancing, are you? aha! busted!

[pcq stares at television for a moment, then turns to pccp.]

pccp: see? you're busted.

pcq: really?

pccp: oh yeah.

pcq: yeah. that commercial right there? not a nissan commercial. some commercial for some american car -- can't tell them apart, so i don't know which one. anyway, it's not nissan. and that guy singing? not gary numan.


pcq: no. that would be randy newman.


pcq: of course, i can see how you'd get the two confused. both had hits in the early 80s. gary numan with cars and randy newman with i love l.a.. and, of course, the controversial short people. i'm sure it was an honest mistake. i mean, stylistically, they're so similiar i can see how easy it would be to confuse them.

pccp: shut up.

[long pause]

pcq: also, just to be sure we're all clear, i never claimed to dance during any paul newman performance. even if he sings.

pccp: ha ha.

pcq: or laraine newman either, not that she's really doing much these days.

pccp: i think you've made your point.

pcq: or even that guy who played that guy newman on seinfeld.

pccp: really, i concede the point.


pcq: okay, i have to admit that those last three, those were just sass talk. so, you know, i apologize for that.
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