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[about the author]

i actually like speaking in front of large crowds. freakish, eh?

i work crossword puzzles in ink.

i am the american nigella lawson. or maybe the american eddie izzard. can't decide, really.

i would be a really good mom, but i'm cool with being a really good aunt.

i am sometimes more perceptive than i would like to be.

i am fiercely loyal. sometimes, stupidly so.

i never play dumb. never.

i am way too hard on myself.

i am a change agent.

i sometimes cross that fine line between assertive and aggressive.

i am not afraid to tell people that i love them.

i am militantly pro-choice.

i am pro-adoption.

i know a little bit about alot of things.

i typically enjoy the company of men more than women.

i am capable of being really mean and nasty, but i fight it. hard.

i am a lifelong cubs fan. do not laugh.

i have been known to hold a grudge.

i have hips.

i am not my sister.

i am lousy at forgiving myself.

i am an indoor kind of gal.

i am a bargain shopper. to the point of obsession.

i am 32 flavors. and then some.

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[all content copyright 2007 by tequila mockingbird. seriously.]


that shiznit just never gets old to me
so, i ran my page through the snoop dog shizzolator.

what can i say? i'm a simple girl.

a few highlights:

i work crossword puzzles in ink n' shit.

i would be a really gravy mom, but i'm bomb diggity wit being a really gravy aunt, know what i'm sayin'?

i am not afraid tell muthas that i love 'em.

i typically enjoy da company of fools mo' than brizzle.

[conde nast traveler's where are yo' ass? contest]

"i seen that shiznit in a virtually sold-out theater, know what I'm sayin'? which wuz bomb diggity on one hand, because yo' ass're thinking, "hey, gravy fo' yo' ass, little indie documentary!" not bomb diggity on da other hand because yo' ass end up surrounded by muthas who are so pathetic that they're actually spelling words out loud in da theater n' shit. shut up. i mean, yeah, forty-year-old-fool, yo' ass can spell "ecclesiastical" 'n "corollary." yo' ass're freakin' forty n' shit. they're twelve n' shit. maybe that shiznit's just a tad bit tougher fo' 'em n' shit. oh, wass that? don't hear yo' ass chiming in on "hellebore," now do i? yeah, that's what i thought, yo' ass smug bastard n' shit."

and, of course, my personal favorite:

[izzall content recognize 2003 by tequila mockingbird, know what I'm sayin'? fo' real, know what I'm sayin'? ]

fo' shizzle.
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