[about the author]
i actually like speaking in front of large crowds. freakish,
i work crossword puzzles in ink.
i am the american nigella lawson. or maybe the american eddie
izzard. can't decide, really.
i would be a really good mom, but i'm cool with being a really
i am sometimes more perceptive than i would like to be.
i am fiercely loyal. sometimes, stupidly so.
i never play dumb. never.
i am way too hard on myself.
i am a change agent.
i sometimes cross that fine line between assertive and aggressive.
i am not afraid to tell people that i love them.
i am militantly pro-choice.
i am pro-adoption.
i know a little bit about alot of things.
i typically enjoy the company of men more than women.
i am capable of being really mean and nasty, but i fight it.
i am a lifelong cubs fan. do not laugh.
i have been known to hold a grudge.
i have hips.
i am not my sister.
i am lousy at forgiving myself.
i am an indoor kind of gal.
i am a bargain shopper. to the point of obsession.
i am 32 flavors. and then some.
why i need a three-day weekend - exhibit a
this is an email received from an employee here at the office with a real legitimate honest-to-god problem.
immediately following is my super-helpful response.
my days are, clearly, numbered.
Do you guys know why (or are you aware that) my computer has been automatically restarting all morning? My coworker has had it happen once today; I am up to 3 or 4 times at this point. Should I be doing something?
We regret to inform you that we do not have any robots working here.
As such, we have summarily trashed your very important email regarding said non-existent robots.
Also, for future reference, "robots" is spelled "robots." Not "reboots." Unless you're in Canada maybe.
i'd say i have two days, tops.
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