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[about the author]

i actually like speaking in front of large crowds. freakish, eh?

i work crossword puzzles in ink.

i am the american nigella lawson. or maybe the american eddie izzard. can't decide, really.

i would be a really good mom, but i'm cool with being a really good aunt.

i am sometimes more perceptive than i would like to be.

i am fiercely loyal. sometimes, stupidly so.

i never play dumb. never.

i am way too hard on myself.

i am a change agent.

i sometimes cross that fine line between assertive and aggressive.

i am not afraid to tell people that i love them.

i am militantly pro-choice.

i am pro-adoption.

i know a little bit about alot of things.

i typically enjoy the company of men more than women.

i am capable of being really mean and nasty, but i fight it. hard.

i am a lifelong cubs fan. do not laugh.

i have been known to hold a grudge.

i have hips.

i am not my sister.

i am lousy at forgiving myself.

i am an indoor kind of gal.

i am a bargain shopper. to the point of obsession.

i am 32 flavors. and then some.

 
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2.20.2004  

i always knew i was bootylicious, but this is ridiculous
you know how you watched the grammys and you were like, "man, beyonce needs to just shut up and sit down and give somebody else a chance already?"

okay, so i didn't watch the grammys either, but just play along.

anyway, i'm on the road for business [aha! so that explains why she hasn't been posting with her regular annoying frequency!] and don't have time to put together a "real" post today, so i thought i'd take this opportunity to pimp the diarist awards.

normally i find such behavior vulgar and offensive.

and by "normally" i mean when other people do it.

at any rate, i received some very nice emails from the folks over at the diarist awards and it turns out they went and made me the beyonce of the 2003 fourth quarter diarist awards [even though i'm flattered, i still have to say: "diarist" still makes me laugh.].

and again i ask: where is the gift basket, people? where?

so, open voting is until march 6th, so you should go check out the finalists. please note: this is not a diarist "actively seeking votes through others." no, this is more a diarist actively seeking votes through herself.

ahem, anyway, as i was saying, you should go and read the entries of all the finalists. i've found quite a few sites with outstanding writing by reading the entries that make it through to the finals at the diarist awards.

all i ask is that, when casting your vote, please do not hold it against me that i cannot do that beyonce-butt-shake thing. i've tried, people. oh, how i've tried.
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