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[about the author]

i actually like speaking in front of large crowds. freakish, eh?

i work crossword puzzles in ink.

i am the american nigella lawson. or maybe the american eddie izzard. can't decide, really.

i would be a really good mom, but i'm cool with being a really good aunt.

i am sometimes more perceptive than i would like to be.

i am fiercely loyal. sometimes, stupidly so.

i never play dumb. never.

i am way too hard on myself.

i am a change agent.

i sometimes cross that fine line between assertive and aggressive.

i am not afraid to tell people that i love them.

i am militantly pro-choice.

i am pro-adoption.

i know a little bit about alot of things.

i typically enjoy the company of men more than women.

i am capable of being really mean and nasty, but i fight it. hard.

i am a lifelong cubs fan. do not laugh.

i have been known to hold a grudge.

i have hips.

i am not my sister.

i am lousy at forgiving myself.

i am an indoor kind of gal.

i am a bargain shopper. to the point of obsession.

i am 32 flavors. and then some.

 
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2.16.2004  

things i found in my car while looking for a pen that would write
1 pair full-size scissors with red plastic handle
1 piece of paper with the word "shwarma" written in what appears to be red sharpie
1 sock, white with "hottie" in red cursive sparkly writing
1 sock, white with "super girl" in blue cursive non-sparkly writing
1 sock, rainbow striped with individual toe-hole-pocket-things
1 cd case, empty, formerly containing 100% funk cd
approximately 15 miscellaneous cds without cases
approximately 18 receipts from target
approximately 7 receipts from ikea
1 polaroid photo of my bare ass
1 receipt from my therapist
miscellaneous pills
1 packet of saltine crackers
2 fortune cookies
1 barrel of monkeys game
1 half-full -- or half-empty, depending upon one's perspective -- bottle of port
1 nike tennis shoe
4 half-full -- or half-empty, depending upon one's perspective -- tubes of blistex
12 lip glosses, various shades
1 road atlas, circa 2000
1 electric bill, circa october 2003
1 issue instyle magazine, circa august 2003
1 gravy ladle
1 shuttlecock
3 croquet mallets
1 desk lamp
1 sample of creme de la mer lotion
1 set salt & pepper shakers originally intended as christmas gift for grandmother
12 pens that do not write
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